shrek was sittinjg in his swamp with his girlfriend sonic when obama walked past and sonic ran over and went "oMG OBAMA UR SO H0T IM LEAVING SHREK 4 u" and shrek started crying when spongebob fell from the skly and went "oh shrek ive always wanted 2 dat u" anD they all livd happie eever afder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!