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Fish Shot and Killed at Conch Street

Tuesday

2-22-11

A fish, by the name Kelp Strand, was shot and killed today, on Conch Street, New Kelp City. Officials were ordered to surround the area, and keep any other citizens away.

Land Television to Hit the Ocean

Tuesday

2-22-11

It was said, last Sunday, that television in the Pacific Ocean, will now be accepting land programs. No one is certain when these new shows will first air, but they will be very soon. On their ways, so far, are Sesame Street and CSI. To update you on the latest news, on this matter, new information will be added to this box.

Mike Coral Cusses in Interview

Tuesday

2-22-11

Just last week, on live television, Mike Coral sparked millions of viewers, on the popular talk show Street Fish. Coral was upset about how Ben, longtime host of the show, was dressed. Saying the "f" word three or four times, directed at Ben, caused Coral to get kicked out.

North Korea Plunges Attack on China Sea

Tuesday

2-22-11

It was revealed this week, North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-il, launched a practice attack on the South China Sea, causing much devastation to the fish there. Kim Conch said, "I have never experienced missiles as powerful as this." Fish around the Pacific Ocean are warning each other, that they may be planning to bomb America, which may do damage to both the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean.

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